Calebosophy

Mental Scrapbooking...

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 21:23:18 -0500

Me: You do NOT have a photographic memory
Caleb: Yes I do... I just fill in the gaps with whatever I want
Me: That's not a photographic memory
Caleb: Sure it is. You have a photo album and there's a hole... you put in a picture of whatever you want.
Me: So you're scrapbooking in your head???

"You should always read the fine print and with me there is always fine print."

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 20:50:00 -0400

“You should always read the fine print and with me there is always fine print.”

The first step of recovery is acceptance. I can always make it to the first step.

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 19:39:59 -0400

The first step of recovery is acceptance. I can always make it to the first step.

The Why doesn’t matter.

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 19:22:36 -0400

The Why doesn’t matter.

my osophy has been awefully dry as of late

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 21:34:54 -0400

my osophy has been awefully dry as of late

Numbers Are Evil

Thu, 23 Jul 2009 08:05:48 -0400

Examples: Numerology- Have you ever met a numerologist that wasn’t crazy?

Mathmitacians - Again have you ever met one that was sane?

Tumblarity - Need I say anymore?

Movie: Number 23: They all go crazy that try to figure that one out.

Calebosophy Vocab

Sun, 19 Jul 2009 11:33:42 -0400

Dramasticly: Being drasticly dramatic

There is no Itch Conner

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 22:55:57 -0400

Not a competition

Sun, 05 Jul 2009 17:34:30 -0400

Why do you have to make it a competition. It’s not a competition. It’s about me beating you.

Making something plausible in my head is easy. Making it plausible in yours requires power tools.

Wed, 01 Jul 2009 14:55:35 -0400

Me: It’s about my delusion not anyone else.

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 15:39:57 -0400

Me: It’s about my delusion not anyone else.

Calebosophy advice for removing one's self from the power grid

Fri, 26 Jun 2009 09:49:45 -0400

So you want to be a little less dependent on the power grid. Why not start at work? “At work you say?” Yes at work, well if you work in an office and your office is kept at the temperature of meat lockers. It’s going to take some work. First you are going to need piping, I would say six inches across with an attachment that will make one end wider say two feet wide. The length of it is going to completely depend on how far it is from your desk. Next take your old space heater that you are using to stay warm at your frozen waste land of a desk and throw it away you won’t need it anymore. Remember we are removing ourself from the grid. Now get plent of rocks and build yourself a circle. Large flat river rocks would probably work best. Now you got that? Okay put your piping about three feet above your stone circle and run it outside. Now bring in your wood and kindling. Start your fire on your stone circle. Now isn’t that so much better then being yet another leach on the grid?